It Might be Fun to Have Sex In or Under the Eiffel Tower, but Certainly Not with It.

From the "What were they thinking?" sex toy files comes a new toy I just got a flyer for. The 'La Tour Est Folle'. So I guess these guys were brainstorming and thinking 'What's hot?' "Oh, French things are hot, Paris is hot. Paris is the City of Love." Yep, I agree. Paris is very romantic. So sure, you might want to come up with some sort of French themed, romantic toy. I get that. But this?

This is most certainly not it.

This came to me from a distributor of very fine toys that I trust implicitly. So I'm sure this toy is actually very good quality. But really? I don't care how great the quality is, I don't want to fuck the Eiffel Tower. And I am someone who doesn't generally have a problem with the shape of sex toys. I don't care if it looks like an inch worm with beady eyes. Will it get me off? Great - let's go! But the Eiffel tower? Who wants to fuck the Eiffel Tower? The shape doesn't even look inviting. At least they had the decency to change the top of it so it's not pointy like the real tower. But it still has those four big pedestal ends. What are you supposed to do with that?

Nope, I don't care if this has the best vibe in the world, I'm not doing it! Literally! But I might pick one up for my budding collection of somewhat strange vibrators.

This is an epic toy fail in my books.